I can’t dance worth a hoot. I cry on those humane society commercials. My daughter is gorgeous. I have a cat. My boyfriend is better than yours, guaranteed. I love hunting camo with pink text on it. I can sing. I’m pregnant. I will chew a whole package of bubblegum in a day. I would still eat chapstick if I were 8. I crave chinese food constantly, in fact, I’m craving it right now. I don’t glisten, I sweat. I have never listened to a church sermon I’ve attended in my life because I get distracted. I pick arguments when I’m in a bad mood. I hate crying in front of people. If you call and wake me up, I will lie and say I wasn’t sleeping. I love pumpkin pie. The temperature of my butt cheeks is always cold. I drive a standard. I’m kinda round.